Sunday, January 16, 2011

if you are what you eat

choose

- spicy and fresh but likely to give gas
- rich fat and so sweet you make the people lie down afterwards
- multigrained but very bland
- questionable and expiring

i'm rich, fat, and very fresh
i'm spicy and crunchy and won't sit still...in your belly
i'm crisp and clean and help wash you like kombucha or a good shower which you needed
i'm fibrous and I will fight
but you will reap the benefits
i'm tangy and creamy and overwhelming and go well with madeira, aged, and smooth like pubescent skin.

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